Transporter TA
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When I first heard about transporter TA’s I couldn’t stop laughing. Lots of boring duty in a transporter bay will give anyone plenty of time to come up with all sorts of diversions. Add to that the average age of the transporter duty personal barely out of their teens and you have the makings of something unique and entertaining, if you”re a guy.
The transporter chief Alen Dennt from the Reliant gave me the heads up on how the transporter TA worked. You have to tweak the temperature control on the receiving transport pad to about 20 degrees less than ambient temperature. But the trick is that you have to contain the temperature differential in a narrow band just above the waist and below the neck of the transport subject. Alen said that the first attempts were pretty lame as they tried to contain the temp dif with a sub-harmonic rather than tri-harmonic containment field, but by simply buffering the phase signal it worked flawlessly every time. Once the containment field was setup the next tweak was with the anomaly detector but that was pretty simple. All you had to do was set up the default alarm for gender and a surface dermal anomaly greater than 1.5 centimeters and then tie the alarm into the receive transport delay.
Now all you have to do is wait for the next female crew member to transport aboard, hit the default alarm and the transporter would delay the rematerialization long enough that you got “high beams” every time.
Of course this procedure is now very well known and it’s really not recommended you even set this up as the last known usage was by an eager Ensign who had the unfortunate luck to run the TA on an female Admiral. I believe he is now stationed on a rock that barely passes as a planet.
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